I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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