Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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