I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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