What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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