i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
