Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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