i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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