I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He kissed a someone with a penis
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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