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Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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