well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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