butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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