I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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