I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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