It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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