I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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