You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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