Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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