maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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