Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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