Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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