he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
