so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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