Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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