found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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