In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
