used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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