haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
