So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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