I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
