we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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