Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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