If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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