he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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