he shaved USA in his pubs
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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