After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
then he tried to convert me to islam
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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