Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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