i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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