I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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