Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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