How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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