fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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