You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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