Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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