You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
