Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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