I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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