I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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