Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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