yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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