susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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