so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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