It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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