I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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