Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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